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The Two-Headed Monster


It was Halloween night (1995), and my wife and I took our boys, ages 10 and 12 to a Halloween party at the local elementary school, which both boys attended. This was the first time I had attended a Halloween party like this, so I didn't know what to expect.

Israeli-Hezbollah Conflict Moves To Center Stage; Insurgents In Iraq Strike Back


Pity the neglected insurgents in Iraq. Since the Israeli-Hezbollah conflict has taken center stage in the ongoing tragedy called The Triumph Over Terrorism, the war in Iraq has been relegated, even if briefly, to the wings.

Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How! - Part 8


He looked at Dan critically. "Now, I realize that you know more than most of my students about the snares of evening - evening, when the human race seems to be most susceptible to lust, generally disguised as moonlight and romance, love, as the euphemism goes."

A Life Of Lorenzo Da Ponte:Talent Flies; Practical Reason Walks


Among the world's favorite operas, we find three of them with a libretto penned by Lorenzo Da Ponte and music by none other than the astonishingly delightful Viennese ear-confectioner Mozart. The list is a delight in itself: The Marriage of Figaro, Don Giovann, and Cos? Fan Tutte.

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant


Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.

The Jack Benny Show


The golden age of radio paved the way for the growth and development of many celebrated actors and actresses in the 1940's. In fact, the glittering icons of this era owe much of their success to the classic media form of old time radio.

Peas And Carrots


I am as proud of the president now as I've ever been, or ever will be. Just the other day, he proclaimed that we need to "eat our peas." And I think we should give peas a chance....

Classic Board Games: Perfect Way to Cure Summer Time Boredom


Despite the ever growing popularity and fascination of the video games, that can be found in any home, the truth is that there are various classic board games for kids

Thousands Have An Awesome Stand-up Comedy Act Who Never Thought They Could


If you've ever struggled to get large effective, gigantic laughing out loud applause on your stand-up comedy act, speech or presentation... "After that these three tactics you should employ immediately if you would like a Killer Stand-Up comedy act. Take action now!" Learn the way of a struggling rookie comedian who started from a serious lame joker into a top impact laughing out loud event ... almost in a single day after uncovering the Killer Stand-up comedy system!

Jokes- the precursor for laughter


Jokes have been known to bring the wide audience of people who are suffering from different ailments and who have been suffering from depression to smile a little and laugh out loud as they happen to make a person very happy and tension and stress free and hence they can concentrate on their jobs as well as be healthy and mentally happy in their life. So kindly hear more jokes and get to know more happiness in your life.

These Storms Aren't Really Storms


There is no truth to the rumor that the president's hometown will now be known as the "Appropriately Windy City, No More Windy Than Any Other...".

Africa Laughs


What about humor told or acted by those who's blood and experiences are African? African political humor is growing in popularity and effectiveness.

A French Teachers Memories: First Day at School


Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state secondary schools, and my requests, I had been appointed to teach to a sixth-grade class. At least, I almost worked in my backyard.

New Orleans First to Experience Housing Bubble Burst


Are we starting to see the Housing Bubble Burst in the wake of Hurricane Katrina? In New Orleans many homeowner's had their equity literally washed away. They are upside down in negative equity and basically underwater.

The Army Corp of Engineers Having Issues Fixing Breach


The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough time filling in the breaches in the levees. They have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the hole.

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