Humor Information
Wonderful Neck Tie Jokes
Here are some interesting tie jokes that shall make you laugh definitely.
Hindsight is 20/20: Where Are My Reading Glasses?
Reading glasses are a necessary component to my reading and writing activities, so the other day when I couldn't find them I was frantic. I searched the entire house as well as my pickup truck and they were nowhere to be found.
Turkey-Wattle Goozle - I've Got You Under My Chin
I woke up one morning and noticed something hanging under my chin. It was skin. It didn't look right to me so I asked my mother about it. I was 9. Mom told me that it was just a goozle. I was not a bit relieved. I looked up goozle in the dictionary and I found this:
Lemons are Sour, Relief is Sweet
One annoyance I suffer is from people with the same disorders as myself. Sleeping hard the other night at two in the morning, I was awakened by my accursed telephone. It was my best friend, John Smith. He was crying and told me that he couldn't sleep. I angrily replied, "Well... I can!" and hung up. After that call, I couldn't sleep. I rang up John Smith but there was no answer.
The Crack In the Southern Belle
Why do I write? Why do I subject myself to all this rejection?
Word Play: Flies That Zip Or Flies That Fly?
The word "fly" is a homograph. Homographs are words that are spelled the same but have different meanings and different origins. For example, there is the fly on your pants, referred to as a zipper, and that pesky winged insect that makes annoying buzzing sounds.
Equal Rights: Up In Smoke?
Whoever said being equal is a good thing? In the late 60's, 1968 to be exact, women were crying, "EQUAL RIGHTS", wanting to be treated equally to men. Why? As a woman, I prefer being special rather than equal. Now, men expect women to hold the door open for them. Dates presume women will send them flowers.
All I Got Was This Snake
As I write this I have a little snake on my shoulder. It is kind of like a chip, but it is stuffed with cotton and would not taste good when placed in dip. The snake is worth about a dollar, but I was lucky enough to only pay about twenty for it...
Nobody Cares
Have you ever talked to a child who was very upset and they said; Nobody Cares? Have you ever talked to an adult with depression who stated; Nobody Cares? Have you ever thought to yourself when something was very important to you; Nobody Cares?
How Cousin Charley Unraveled Church Revival Service - Down Home Story
It wasn't that Cousin Charley was mean, or even irreligious. He just had a hard time figuring out where fun left off and devilment started.
Decoration Day Boom!
Folks said Uncle Athanatious didn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain. However, neither would you if you were in his business.
Creek on Fire
One would think it impossible to set a creek on fire. But that was only a minor challenge for Cousin Charley.
Have a Nice Day is So Pass Say
Have you ever noticed that fewer and fewer people are telling others to; Have a Nice Day! It seems that using the phrase have a nice day is to plain and ordinary, so people have stopped using it. Perhaps it was overused at one time and it is kind of funny to listen to someone tell all the customers to have a nice day over and over again.
Traffic Jams in the Super Market
Everywhere you go there seems to be a line or a traffic jam. For instance the other day I was in the supermarket and I could not get through the aisle because there were so many people with shopping carts.
Can You Dig It
Erma Bombeck made it look so easy. So do Dave Barry, Patrick McManus and a host of other great humorists. But despite the ease with which they make us laugh, writing humor is tough.